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POTD: Jihadi Protects His Junk

POTD - Don't shoot the Jihadi in the Junk!

This photo is out of Syria. In it we see a Jihadi who is concerned with the afterlife. It seems he doesn’t want to get shot in the junk since it cramps his 70-something virgin-afterlife plan. Which gets one thinking about a few theological questions:

  1. Does this photo mean that shooting someone with this philosophy is a valid tactic?
  2. How does this work exactly for suicide bombers?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Oh…and one more thing. Virgins are overrated. I never got that whole thing anyway.





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